I added a terrifying, mouse-stalking spider to my website and now my bounce rate is actually going up

Admit it: the internet has gotten a little too sterile lately. Everything is flat, corporate, and minimalist.

So I fixed that by building a realistic, procedural IK spider that crawls across your screen, stalks your mouse, and leaves trailing silk behind, all in one lightweight script with zero external image files. 🕷️

It is 100% free, open-source, and does not block your clicks so your actual site elements stay totally functional. Drop it on your personal site, send it to a friend, or use it for a prank.