You've seen the pay-to-rank boards this month. The mechanic works, but I never got past one thing about it. You can pay for the top spot and lose it twenty seconds later to someone who paid a dollar more. You don't control the position and you can't predict the price.

This one sells time instead.

There's a single sentence on rentthisline.com. $2.99 puts yours there for half an hour, and nobody can take it early no matter what they pay. If someone buys while you're up, they go in a queue. Their clock starts when they go live, not when they paid, so everyone gets the full time they bought.

Longer windows cost more per minute as they get longer, up to $676.49 for a full day. That keeps the entry cheap and makes sitting on the page expensive. Mostly it pushes people toward short windows, which is what I want. The site is only worth checking if the sentence keeps changing.

Every sentence it has ever shown stays in the archive. Honestly that's the thing you're paying for. The half hour on the front page is a bonus.

Ads are allowed. They're just the least interesting thing you could buy.